Before I was a mom a made a lot of improbable statements of things I would never do.
I will never smell my child’s bottom to see if they are poopy.
I will never wipe my child’s face off with my own spit.
I will never let my child run around the restaurant while we eat.
I will never drop the binkie in a store and just put it back in the babies mouth without wiping it off.
I will never let my kid drink out of my drink and then drink out of it myself, backwash and all.
I will never take my kid out at naptime and lay them down in the cart so they can sleep. I mean what could be SO important that you can’t just be home"?I don’t have any photographic evidence that I have done any of the other “I will never’s” , but I can assure you that they have all happened also.